jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

ohh-bother:


pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

(Source: mainstreetmickey)

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

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(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn)

(Source: eyewtkas)

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves