Kevin the sea cucumber hazing Spongebob with no intentions of actually letting him join the Jelly Spotters. TFM.
Tonight my dad asked me ‘have you ever kissed a boy’
and all I said was ‘…yeah’
and he said okay just because I never hear you talk about boys or anything…
What I REALLY wanted to say was ‘yeah dad, in fact I’ve kissed so many boys I’ve lost count’ but I don’t think that conversation would go too well…
Lol whoa guys I have a date tonight wut
Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried