gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

sahaaaaranwari:

I NEED SO SO BAD

The thing is though, is that I don’t want him back…

arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/4
  3. Exposure: 1/250th
  4. Focal Length: 50mm

brotatobacca:

mystic-johnson:

EXCUSE ME

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

mY MOM WAS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER AND WHEN SHE SAW THIS SHE DROPPED HER PHONE IN SHOCK AND THE SCREEN CRACKED

qwoshins:

qwoshins:

Hey guys my emotionally abusive mom is about to pull me out of school and kick me out of the house, so I might need a place to temporarily crash this summer, just until I can get a job and save up a little money.  If you live in the DC/Maryland area, or just somewhere along the east coast, could you maybe message me?   

Also, if you don’t could you please reblog this so it gets around?

heartbreakes:

but probs not

(Source: twinpeakscaptioned)

(Source: cuntroversy)

spuandi:

just come over, wrap your arms around me and let me fall asleep with you

(Source: stacksbreadup)

beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

Today I got caught taking a full body selfie cause I was looking fly, then this lab girl walked in so I just tried to play it off & said “oh haha selfie, sorry if you saw that” and she literally said nothing and just kept walking

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)